Christian Humor/THIS AND THAT

BIBLE QUIZ

Complete Matthew 1:24 'Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him,...'

and called his name 'Jesus'

and followed the Lord

and took unto him his wife

and departed for Bethlehem

ANSWER BELOW

QUOTES

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -- Will Rogers

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. -- Steven Wright

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein

A LITTLE HISTORY FROM FEBURARY 20

1944 ~ ~ Batman & Robin comic strip premieres in newspapers

1952 ~ ~ "African Queen" opens at Capitol Theater in New York NY

JOKES ~ ~ HUMOR

BUMPER STICKERS FOR THE DAY

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

"I is a college student."

Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

HELLO. OPERATOR?

Directory Enquiries

Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'

Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'

Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'

ACTUAL COURT REPORTER NOTES

ATTORNEY:What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

CHURCH SIGN

Canon Community Baptist Church (Photo #1422)

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

" Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision. "

BIBLE QUIZ ANSWER

and took unto him his wife

See: Matthew 1:24

LET US NEVER FORGET

12-7-41 AND 9-11-01

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