Christian Humor/THIS AND THAT

   

 

IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH. 

 

BIBLE QUIZ

 

Fill in the blanks: "The sacrifice of the _______ is an abomination to the LORD: but the ______ of the upright is his delight."

 

righteous, words
wicked, prayer
angels, songs
Israelites, silver

 

ANSWER BELOW

 

If you can read this, thank a teacher.  If it is in English, thank a soldier. 

 

QUOTES

 

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
  -- Granville Hicks

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.  -- Albert Schweitzer

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. -- Roald Dahl

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane  -- Jimmy Buffett

 

A LITTLE HISTORY FROM SEPTEMBER 6

 

1620 ~ ~  Pilgrims set sail from Plymouth England to the New World
1909 ~ ~  Word received, Adm Peary discovers North Pole 5 months earlier

 

 

JOKES ~ ~ HUMOR

 

FUNNY SIGN

 

 

Help - Preaching White T-Shirt Ever gotten on a roll and just couldn't stop? Then, this is the t-shirt for you or that firey preacher or pastor in your life! Says, 'Help! I'm preaching and I can't shut up!'

 

CLICK LINK BELOW TO WATCH & LISTEN:

 

YouTube - Willie Nelson and Shania Twain, Blue eyes crying in the rain

 

 POLITICAL CARTOON

 

 

BIBLE CARTOON

 

 

CHURCH SIGN

 

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

 

One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.

 

EPITAPH

 

FOR

LYDIA CUTLER

In memory of Mrs Lydia Cutler wife of Mr Simon Cutler who died July 4 1813 Aged 41 years.

	Farewell my spouse and Children dear
	I've left this world of pain
	May virtue be your practice here
	Till we do meet again.

   

 

BIBLE QUIZ ANSWER

Wicked, Prayer  
See: Proverbs 15:8

LET US NEVER FORGET

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